do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
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So recently I found out this cheer fail is actually a girl from my school.
I still think its funny bahahaha.
Hahaha, this gif never gets old… what even happend though.. was she not supposed to tuck, or what? loll.
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| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
This man comes into my job almost every day with a free frosty coupon. He’s homeless, and he’s also of the nicest homeless people that come here. He just made me want to hug him when I saw him mixing ice in what was left of his frosty, just to have a bit more. Smh, I’m giving him another free one. This is saddening me, seriously. I went up to him and offered him one, he smiled and said “naahh” I said you sure? Is there anything I can help you with? He laughed and shook his head in a polite way. One of the most humble people to come through here… Every other one is usually rude, and angry. But this man still keeps his joy. This tells me I should never have a reason to frown, if he can still manage to smile.
this is life
why i live
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i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna
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